86%-Survivalist "You won't have any particular problems surviving the Zombie Apocalypse." 23 year old maintenance man here. Handy by nature and I catch on to new situations quickly. I really liked this test. It was a very well made and realistic test. It didn't give you these fairy tale/movie depictions of a zombie outbreak. It was real about it and asked questions that would make sense in a real zombie situation.
I actually thought someone may have FINALLY made a good farming game. Then, I started the game to find out that its just another remake of those annoying jewel puzzle games. Don't get me wrong, if you like those tireless overly drawn out and remade puzzle games, then this is the thing for you! However, if you were actually looking for a game with ANYTHING to do with farming, besides the theme, this is not your cup of tea.
Ow.... that hurt my ears. I feel that the flash was kind of slow, and didn't really flow well. I had to turn my speakers up really high to be able to hear the speech. Then, after snake says he has fifty, the gunshot sounds officially murdered my eardrums. You really need to work on evening your sounds throughout the flash. Viewers really get irritated when they have to turn up their speakers a ton, just to hear whats being said. Then scrambling for the volume knob when the unpredicted scream of noise hits them.
Very well done. I do have some constructive criticism though. You have very strong artistic skill, especially with anime type characters. I think you need to work on your animations fluidity so it doesn't look as choppy. Also, the quality of the art varies throughout the animation. You go from very clean anime to a more toony and rough style often. I think you should work on maintaining the quality throughout the cartoon because a constantly changing style can lead people to believe you are "lazy" or just half assing the toon to get it posted. I really think you have great potential, you just need to take more time and focus on making very great quality toons :D.
Spazkid, I really never ever thought I would find any of this random garbage piled into a flash funny..... But somehow you pull it off every time! :D You are truly a master of the random garbage flash genre and deserve a reward. I present to you a hug! <(^_^)> I'm serious, your the only person that has made random garbage flash that I think is actually funny lol. Keep up the crazy work bud!
This was very well made and funny :D. Only thing I would suggest is maybe reworking Mr. Blacksmith a little. He really doesn't look like he would even be a blacksmith's apprentice, let-alone a proffesional blacksmith. Now, I'm not saying you should make him some burly and hairy man covered in scars. I just think he should at least have a little build to him, and maybe a little more rugged of a look. Now you don't HAVE to change anything about your character at all. If that is how you want him to look, then that is how he should look :). I just feel you should meet in the middle, somewhere between stringy bookworm and nicely built blacksmith :P.
This is just absolutely beautiful! It really really makes you stop and think. First, I zoomed in, to see the smaller and smallest things. Then I zoomed out and...... wow, just wow... I've thought about the smalls and the bigs, and how things are made up of other things. However, this just really makes you think that much harder. I got to admit, I laughed very hard when Minecraft world came up :D. Then I clicked on it and realized just how large it actually is! Please keep this coming, this is a very BEAUTIFUL work of art and science and it is very refreshing to see something so... inspirational on newgrounds.
This was pretty good. I thought it was funny how you went from sexy and well drawn anime to cheesy poorly drawn goober grin for the punch line. However, why would she even want to lose weight? She looks amazing already, lol.
It was pretty fun at first, not too challenging but not too easy. The allies you get are pretty much useless and I had to always have them both on one side so they would be at least a little effective. You need to add descriptions to the skills/perks so people know what they actually do. Weapons DEFINITELY need to be balanced and the damage and firing rate need to be reworked. Even though a gun is more expensive than another, that doesn't mean it is better in this game. There are several more expensive guns that you should just pass over. The sniper rifle is 100% useless and really should never be bought or used. After I bought and upgraded the m249, the game was brokenly easy. I just put both allies on one side, then stood at the door on the other side on the first floor. I just mowed down the ones on my side, then turned and shot the rest of my clip to the left. Rinse wash and repeat. Also, with a game that has NO ending, you need to have much much much more to do. After I got the M249, I began to feel bored and was anticipating a great ending. One that never came... I fully upgraded everything, and it never came... All in all, the player leaves with a slightly frustrated and unsatisfied feeling of the game. It has potential to be a great game, but needs a lot more work.
Its like a good little time killer. When you have a spare ten minutes, play this game and beat it. I was able to beat the game and get all the trophies on the first try. The last day was the easiest, funny enough. The minigun is basically an end all weapon. The severe lack of space was very frustrating at first, but then I found out that I could just go outside and triple jump to stay out of harm's reach while raining bullets down on the mob of zombies. I never died, so I don't know what that is like :P. I'd say, to improve, make it much bigger and have more space. Add more weapons and improve the ones you already have. Also, make it at least a little hard ;).
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Rated 5 / 5 stars 3 weeks ago
86%-Survivalist "You won't have any particular problems surviving the Zombie Apocalypse." 23 year old maintenance man here. Handy by nature and I catch on to new situations quickly. I really liked this test. It was a very well made and realistic test. It didn't give you these fairy tale/movie depictions of a zombie outbreak. It was real about it and asked questions that would make sense in a real zombie situation.
Rated 1 / 5 stars 1 month ago
I actually thought someone may have FINALLY made a good farming game. Then, I started the game to find out that its just another remake of those annoying jewel puzzle games. Don't get me wrong, if you like those tireless overly drawn out and remade puzzle games, then this is the thing for you! However, if you were actually looking for a game with ANYTHING to do with farming, besides the theme, this is not your cup of tea.
Rated 2 / 5 stars March 16, 2012
Ow.... that hurt my ears. I feel that the flash was kind of slow, and didn't really flow well. I had to turn my speakers up really high to be able to hear the speech. Then, after snake says he has fifty, the gunshot sounds officially murdered my eardrums. You really need to work on evening your sounds throughout the flash. Viewers really get irritated when they have to turn up their speakers a ton, just to hear whats being said. Then scrambling for the volume knob when the unpredicted scream of noise hits them.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 15, 2012
Very well done. I do have some constructive criticism though. You have very strong artistic skill, especially with anime type characters. I think you need to work on your animations fluidity so it doesn't look as choppy. Also, the quality of the art varies throughout the animation. You go from very clean anime to a more toony and rough style often. I think you should work on maintaining the quality throughout the cartoon because a constantly changing style can lead people to believe you are "lazy" or just half assing the toon to get it posted. I really think you have great potential, you just need to take more time and focus on making very great quality toons :D.
understood and accepted. But to be honest, I was getting kinda lazy, these things take too long to make if you are careful. and.. ugh.. too lazy..
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 1, 2012
Spazkid, I really never ever thought I would find any of this random garbage piled into a flash funny..... But somehow you pull it off every time! :D You are truly a master of the random garbage flash genre and deserve a reward. I present to you a hug! <(^_^)> I'm serious, your the only person that has made random garbage flash that I think is actually funny lol. Keep up the crazy work bud!
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 19, 2012
This was very well made and funny :D. Only thing I would suggest is maybe reworking Mr. Blacksmith a little. He really doesn't look like he would even be a blacksmith's apprentice, let-alone a proffesional blacksmith. Now, I'm not saying you should make him some burly and hairy man covered in scars. I just think he should at least have a little build to him, and maybe a little more rugged of a look. Now you don't HAVE to change anything about your character at all. If that is how you want him to look, then that is how he should look :). I just feel you should meet in the middle, somewhere between stringy bookworm and nicely built blacksmith :P.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 19, 2012
This is just absolutely beautiful! It really really makes you stop and think. First, I zoomed in, to see the smaller and smallest things. Then I zoomed out and...... wow, just wow... I've thought about the smalls and the bigs, and how things are made up of other things. However, this just really makes you think that much harder. I got to admit, I laughed very hard when Minecraft world came up :D. Then I clicked on it and realized just how large it actually is! Please keep this coming, this is a very BEAUTIFUL work of art and science and it is very refreshing to see something so... inspirational on newgrounds.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 11, 2012
Lol, funny and well done.
This was pretty good. I thought it was funny how you went from sexy and well drawn anime to cheesy poorly drawn goober grin for the punch line. However, why would she even want to lose weight? She looks amazing already, lol.
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 7, 2012
Not too bad but definitely needs to be improved.
It was pretty fun at first, not too challenging but not too easy. The allies you get are pretty much useless and I had to always have them both on one side so they would be at least a little effective. You need to add descriptions to the skills/perks so people know what they actually do. Weapons DEFINITELY need to be balanced and the damage and firing rate need to be reworked. Even though a gun is more expensive than another, that doesn't mean it is better in this game. There are several more expensive guns that you should just pass over. The sniper rifle is 100% useless and really should never be bought or used. After I bought and upgraded the m249, the game was brokenly easy. I just put both allies on one side, then stood at the door on the other side on the first floor. I just mowed down the ones on my side, then turned and shot the rest of my clip to the left. Rinse wash and repeat. Also, with a game that has NO ending, you need to have much much much more to do. After I got the M249, I began to feel bored and was anticipating a great ending. One that never came... I fully upgraded everything, and it never came... All in all, the player leaves with a slightly frustrated and unsatisfied feeling of the game. It has potential to be a great game, but needs a lot more work.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 6, 2012
Good, but has issues and is very easy.
Its like a good little time killer. When you have a spare ten minutes, play this game and beat it. I was able to beat the game and get all the trophies on the first try. The last day was the easiest, funny enough. The minigun is basically an end all weapon. The severe lack of space was very frustrating at first, but then I found out that I could just go outside and triple jump to stay out of harm's reach while raining bullets down on the mob of zombies. I never died, so I don't know what that is like :P. I'd say, to improve, make it much bigger and have more space. Add more weapons and improve the ones you already have. Also, make it at least a little hard ;).